News Flash!!!
The Death of The Energizer Bunny
Shocks the World!!!
Known best for, "going and going and going..."
passed away last evening at 12:42am.
Upon completion of the autopsy early this morning,
the chief medical examiner ruled that the death was
caused by acute cardiac arrest, induced by sexual
over-stimulation.
Apparently, someone put the battery in backwards
and the bunny kept coming and coming and coming,...
Foul play has not been ruled out.
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